Frylock: Low voice c'mon, he heard you, Shake.

louder Be-because Meatwad is already top of the line! He needs no upgrades!

Meatwad: Yea! Meatwad's number one!

Shake: Oh-hoh, it's not like he doesn't know he's awful.

Meatwad: I do? I'm not--

Shake: You're not stupid, are you? I mean, we all know Meatwad is pretty dumb but you're not so dumb that you don't even realize that you were fished out of the bottom of the bargain bin.

Frylock: Shake--

Meatwad: I'm not stupid!

Shake: So you know, then.

Meatwad: Yeah! Wait...

Shake: I knew it! Meatwad is the worst.

Frylock: Shake, enough! You're going to make him cry!

Meatwad: sniffs

Shake: Oooh, fine, ya crybaby. Frylock has your upgrades that will make you almost as good as normal--

Frylock: Shake!

Meatwad: I'm getting upgraded?

Shake: --but he refuses to even admit he has it because he's jealous! Of how great you'll be!

Meatwad: Frylock...

Shake: The ultimate betrayal! He can't handle being #3 so he's keeping you down!

Frylock: Meatwad, you don't believe I'd do that to you--

Meatwad: I thought we were friends.

Shake: Always competing for that #2 spot, it's despicable!

Meatwad: Frylock!

Frylock: There IS NO UPGRADE. How do you upgrade a wad of meat anyways? Shake is just--

Shake: SEE!? Even Frylock agrees you can't get better and that you're the worst.

Frylock: eyes glowing Ok fine. Meatwad, how would you like an upgrade? I'll give you a straw, how does that sound?

Shake: glowing, rising into the air Woah, wait! No, no, I was just kidding! Meatwad, you don't want a straw, do you?

Meatwad: You know, a straw would be pretty cool.

Shake: Nononono, don't--just think about how dumb you'd look with a straw just sticking out! Maybe you'd prefer a fry!? glowing intensifies AH!

Meatwad: Yeah, you're right, that would look pretty dumb.

Shake: relaxes Oh thank you, Meatwad, you're a good buddy.

Meatwad: Frylock, could I have a lid, too, maybe? Then my straw won't look so dumb?