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[–] 136 points 1 week ago (6 children)

"when I said we would all be on a tight leash at work it was a figure of speech. take that thing off, it's a choking hazard."

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  • [–] 74 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Please stop calling your subordinates "subs"

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  • [–] 22 points 1 week ago

    Once I was in the exam room at a doctor's office, waiting to be seen. After a decently long wait, one of the nurses came over and apologized for the delay, explaining "the doctor is a little tied up at the moment." She turned around to leave, paused, then turned back to me to elaborate "uh ... Not literally."

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