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[–] 240 points 1 year ago (12 children)

After copulation, the female eats the male to gain energy for her offspring.

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  • [–] 49 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Or, you know, just sits on my face. Like, anytime she wants...

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Yeah I’d sniff her farts too.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake. In the meantime, rest well and dream of large women.

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