The Carabao Cup is a joke competition anyway. (Don't ruin my copium on this!)

But seriously, that was a bit of a farce. Ridiculous red card for Dowman. Clown referee decision.

Why do we pay Messlier a wage?! Tommy, at his tender age, is better than Ilan. So is Jack Porter.

And why the fuck are our players still doing those stupid stutter-step penalties?!

Oh well, one less contest to be distracted by. Good luck to Fleetwood.