We have uniforms at work so what we wear isn't generally an issue, but if someone 'important' is coming we get instructions to tidy up our desks. Usually they don't end up coming anywhere near us, at best we see them on the other side of the room.

spring -> autumn means shorts only

How? How do you not feel the chill? I see other people out and about with shorts or a shirt on on days like this and I'm stunned every time.

May the time your legs are entirely enclosed be as short as absolutely possible 🙏