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[–] 79 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (12 children)

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An actual email sent by my company. (not representative of their usual)

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  • [–] 27 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Yeah if anyone falls for this lock them out of their computer immediately.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 week ago*

    Clearly he's trying to trick you into pressing the "Report Phishing" button, which must be some sort of a trap. I'd check the attached document for further clues, especially since he's telling me not to. Must be something interesting there

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    That’s a crack it open with a hex editor, find who sent it, delete then return a note to the sender letting them know you’ve removed the problematic communication, thankyouverymuch.. signed ABiggerCuntThanYou@WhyIsMyCompanyWastingMoneyOnThisShit.org

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    That's how you get assigned to IT overflow tickets, NGL. 😅

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    LOL! from the department of Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

    I'm betting that your current workload and their deadlines would be unaffected, is the rub.

    Don't get me wrong, I'm right there with ya! Except for the extra work, doubled expectations, and extreme discount to the co. 🙄🤢🤷🏼‍♂️

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    ...if you delete it, it'll sit in your inbox? I...what?

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  • [–] 13 points 1 week ago*

    in the Deleted Items folder. "Delete" just moves the email there. At my company anything older than a month in Deleted Items gets actually deleted. But more importantly if you just delete it, maybe nobody knows it's' there. If you report it the outlook team can delete it from the servers.

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