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Sacred fortune cookies (r1b.it)

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[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 11 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Gianmarco is a comedian btw. It's likely just a joke and not real.

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[–] Amuro_eat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I’ve had several fortune cookies where the fortune was an ad for gambling or crypto

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[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

Damn.. I really wanted to keep that ounce of innocence, but now it's gone 😞

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[–] Amuro_eat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

Capitalism rapes everything it can

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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

It's not his image. He's replying to it.

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