One thing I liked about AskReddit was their rule that OP can't answer their own question in the root post. Because as you can see here and in askreddit threads from before that rule, all it does it make every reply about arguing with OP instead of answering the goddamn question.

Anyways I'd remove apologize. Because I'm sick of people repeatedly saying "I apologize" 30 times in a row while continuing to do the thing they're apologizing about.