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[–] 38 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

Polyalloy humanoid from the future can't read elevated heart rate, surface moisture and dilated pupils. Lol

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  • [–] 81 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

    It ain't that kid's first time lying to the cops. He's done it enough to be confident this will be fine. I mean, even if he gets caught, what are they going to do?

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  • [–] [S] 31 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

    Yeah, Bobby Budnick knows how to tell a convincing lie. He learned it at summer camp.

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