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[–] kubica@fedia.io 37 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Who needs TODOs when you can just forget about the things and have less to do?

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[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Just create a Jira ticket in the backlog and forget about it. That way it becomes a team/company process failing, not a personal one.

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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

For me TODO means "I don't want todo this so I leave it to you, the person reading".

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[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 10 points 2 weeks ago

Implementation is left as an exercise for the user

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[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 3 points 2 weeks ago

Too true...

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