I'm a salary+comm role, and they wanted me to start clocking in and out. I said sure, but you'll have to pay me overtime. Guess who doesn't have to clock in and out. Sidenote, I also dont work overtime anymore.

And yet, someone still heats up tuna, egg and broccoli on the regular

16 people.

1 Microwave.

1 Bench to make coffee that can sort of fit two people. Coffee Machine? Nah it's Nescafe or bust.

It's like you've been to our break room! (it's actually 2 benches and one chair, so at elbows you can fit a whole 5 people!)