Imagine trying to

  • sit down, too
  • fast, and
  • Too spread, while
  • unlubed, sitting on
  • a grippy surface, like an -
    • exercise ball
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[–] 8 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Actually, I have some experience with this. You may think I was drunk at the time, but I wasn’t. I was home alone at night (hubby left darts), and after taking a shower I sort of stumbled into the living room, and sat down hard on a chair. For some reason, somebody had left a lightbulb on the seat. You can imagine the embarrassment I had to go through: spending the entire evening in a hospital with my bum in the air and the entire medical staff taking pictures. It took them ages and a special glue to extract the damn thing.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

    This canNOT be real 🥴

    C'mon, lets just concede you were merely having a fun+quiet self-loveing night inb4 you learned the meaning of "flared objects only"

    🤣 I cant. Even...

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 child)

    The dildo one have to be next-level denial. Like, u caught bro, its natural part of being male, dont worry fam u good"

    Just make sure it has a flare wider than your hole so it doesnt get u all jammed up

    How many asshole swallowers do you deal with monthly btw if thats safe to share ☕️🫖💅

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