"Every time Lego makes another stupid molded head, I’m adding it to this thing!"
(media.piefed.social)
https://i.imgur.com/YAQyOa4.png
(shamelessly stolen from the evil empire, but all credit to the OP, u/R3TR0_G)
Go back over to that cesspit and inform the real OP that he needs to replace the claws with the feet from the 3rd gen of bionicles so it has stupid clown shoes.