Trains work great in the USA. We didn't invent them but we've sure had our way with them.
- We have thousands of miles of track which ships millions of tons of freight every year.
- We have a system of moving passengers around the country which, while not perfect, still manages to function despite multiple alternatives.
- We have thousands of miles of commuter trains around metropolises that move people to the city and out of the city everyday.
- We have above ground light rail trolleys in some places, though not as many as we once had.
- We have multiple kinds of underground trains; ones that move people through subways and ones that move material out of mines.
- We even have trains that are purely for entertainment value, usually called heritage railroads or tourist trains.
- Oh and lots of airports have a small automatically controlled train that ferries passengers along the terminals.