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Jake likes to get tucked in at night (lemmy.world)
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[–] 6 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I do recall that my coworker's son got himself wedged between the stove and fridge, so #3 is plausible for Human-Jennifer.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    Which reminds me... The best thing about giving your pet people names, is eventually somebody with that name will become a fixture in your life and then you get to refer to them as "Human Dave" and still call the pet Dave.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 weeks ago* 
    These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know

Human David Hoffman
He works in my dad's store
He's worked here for 12 years
He'll probably work here for more

These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know

Human Dave Gort
I've known since I was six
In grade eight he broke his leg
So we got drunk and sick

These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know

Some of them are Davids
[Human Dave Gort: But most of us are Human Daves]
They all have their own hands
But they come from different moms

These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know

Dave Jadiski
Man, this cat can swing
He weighs almost 50 pounds
And he delivers my paper on time

These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know

Human Dave Capisano
I hardly know him

These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
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