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The new Epic Games Launcher is finally here in Preview (store.epicgames.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by to c/gaming@lemmy.world
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Point and laugh at these fools:

Programming is hard. So, instead of doing that, we vibe coded a new Epic Games Launcher that’s way faster and more responsive than the current one, and has a new look.

This first release is light on features. Think of it as a speedboat and not a yacht! Though it does have advanced digital commerce technology such as a shopping cart.

Thanks, Tim "AI-Generated CSAM Is Okay" Sweeney, for finally adding advanced digital commerce technology to your storefront in 2026.

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[–] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (1 child)

Me: Epic, you can't be THAT out of touch...

Epic: We think the reason why people prefer Steam over our launcher is because it loads faster than ours, so we vibe-coded a new one that loads fasters than Steam to make people come to us.

Me: ...

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago

    Omg, he's so fucking out of touch! I stay with Steam because Gabe had never once fucked me over.
    Epic, otoh... they're not as bad as EA or Ubi, but they /want/ to be, so I stay the fuck away.

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