I may or may not have opened this because I have fond memories of Fulhamerica and some ignorance about English history

But befohr that shit-show at Hastings, there was the shit-show at Stamford Bridge, which is really famous tah people who have good taste but is less populah r’en a nasty puddle’ah piss in a supah shitty downtown pahkin’ gahrage tah most people, since most people would rathah fuck ’round on LinkedIn all day ’en leahrn ’bout epic histahric battles that changed the couhrse’ah fuckin’ histahry n’ whatnot.