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Anon isn't worried about population decline (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

increase wages

Hahahaha oh. That's cute.

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[+] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

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[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 1 point 1 month ago

If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to eat out. Maybe you should get a second job that pays $2ph

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[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 point 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Raising wages fucks the people trying to retire because their stock holdings lose value. It'll have to be slavery if you want to continue having retirement as a thing. Ideally colonialism + slavery, just import slaves from countries still experiencing population growth, such as many African ones...

Wait I think something about this idea might be problematic

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