Mine is simply banana.

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[–] 6 points 1 month ago (6 children)

With its phallic shape string cheese is a deeply anti-feminist snack.

You should have a mango or orange instead.

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 1 month ago* (3 children)

    What's anti-feminist about phallic shape? At that point wouldn't peach be the most feminist?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    A peach is up there but something like a corndog or a sardine is just wrong.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Is it still anti-feminist if I string it myself without the help of a man?

    What if I have a harem of men peel an orange for me?

    Hmmm...I have things to think about....

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