Everything should be off-white or have pictures of eggs and cooking oil. All the food has mayo in it or on it. Instead of a traditional cake, you make one of those disgusting 1950s savory gelatin dishes with mayo as the frosting. Added bonus: A kiddie pool filled to the brim with mayonnaise for the kids to play in.
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