Pet their head, scritch they back, it's all wiggles.

But rub they belly? Dead still. 50 yard stare.

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[–] 3 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Did you just watch Absolutely Anything?

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Did I watch anything? Or did I watch a show called Absolutely Anything?

    If the latter, I've never heard of it

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    It's a movie with a talking dog, in which the dog says something along the lines of "dogs don't like belly rubs, they only get them because it makes humans happy" to which the human replies they only give them because dogs like it, and they argue over who likes it.

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