▲ 218 ▼ A lady tells her milkman she wants to take a bath in milk (lemmy.world) submitted 1 month ago by workerONE@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world 31 comments fedilink hide all child comments 🐄 1 "I read that milk is good for your skin" she tells the milkman. "Can you bring me enough so I can take a milk bath?" "Sure I can. Would you like it pasteurized?" He asks. She thinks about it and says "No, just up to my shoulders"
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (5 children) This is the second milk joke. What is going on. permalink fedilink source hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Carrots 3 points 1 month ago (3 children) People want to use the past your eyes joke again and it’s too soo. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children) but no one drinks past your eyes any more! The milk is clearly below the eyes! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago Is that sprem samples? permalink fedilink source parent [–] 4am@lemmy.zip 1 point 1 month ago Harvested from fallen IDF solders permalink fedilink source parent [–] fonix232@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago Big mommy milker tiddies has been the topic for the past ~36 hours. Milk jokes just bring themselves at this point. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Carrots 3 points 1 month ago (3 children) People want to use the past your eyes joke again and it’s too soo. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children) but no one drinks past your eyes any more! The milk is clearly below the eyes! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago Is that sprem samples? permalink fedilink source parent [–] 4am@lemmy.zip 1 point 1 month ago Harvested from fallen IDF solders permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children) but no one drinks past your eyes any more! The milk is clearly below the eyes! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago Is that sprem samples? permalink fedilink source parent [–] 4am@lemmy.zip 1 point 1 month ago Harvested from fallen IDF solders permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago Is that sprem samples? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 1 point 1 month ago Harvested from fallen IDF solders permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fonix232@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago Big mommy milker tiddies has been the topic for the past ~36 hours. Milk jokes just bring themselves at this point. permalink fedilink source parent