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Passenger says United ‘trapped’ her next to a man who masturbated on flight. Then the airline let him leave. (www.nbcnews.com)

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Original site is paywalled and seeming to not always load, here is another article about the incident: https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/united-airlines-flight-masturbating-incident/6551525/

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[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A fellow half mile high club member.

tips hat

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[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

genuinely it helps significantly relieve restless leg syndrome, which on a long flight can be downright torturous.

but only if there's not a line of people waiting of course

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[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

I can't cum unless there's a big line outside tbh

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