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[–] 15 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Next is…. [rolls dice]

Cantaloupes, with…

Syphilis.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Bro, wash your canteloupe. Worked at FDA office of emergency operations for a few summers in college. Cantaloupes are always on the damn recall list for E. coli, salmonella, listeria, amongst other things. Mostly because a lot of farms don’t provide bathrooms to workers so they just shit in the field. And this was during the Obama administration.

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