"I dislike the UCP, therefore, let me make fun of Alberta after a single dead rat is found"

For crying out loud, there's a million things you can make fun of where I live for, but do you expect this province to have a force field at it's border that the UCP just switched off? Rats have been found before in this province in isolated cases like this, and it says a lot that I'm nearing 30 and only ever saw a rat once in my life in Ottawa at a pet shop.

Edit: You live in the U.S., maybe get your situation there straightened out before commenting on politics and matters here. We're not a means for you to feel better about yourself.