Is this about men sitting on the pot for too long? One sec.

Edit: Confirmed.

I've known some dudes who treat their ablutions this way. They happen to be emotionally abused, and it's the only peace they get all day. Now I'm not saying the writer abuses their spouse, but it is weird that this is the biggest fish they need to fry in 2026.

Bonus edit: who calls their spouse "basement husband" or "garage husband"? That's almost as weird as if I called her my "kitchen wife". Which is still weirder, but only because I do all the cooking.