Brand New Sentence

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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

I have recently begun to shit exclusively at Chipotle if I'm on the road.

They give so many people the shits, I thought it would be nice to give back.

I don't buy any food of course. I'm just here to punish the toilet, thanks.

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