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[–] 53 points 1 month ago (10 children)

To answer the question: fuck them kids.

Anyone willing to restrict an adult's access to vices in order to "protect children" is an evil piece of shit who shouldn't be trusted around children or adults.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 month ago

    Actually, "fuck them kids" seems to be the answer to why they do most things these days.

    Y'all remember the good ole days when all we had to deal with was the constant terror of some deranged lunatic starting a nuclear war and killing us all?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Just tried a vodka soda released in freezie flavors. Red, orange, blue, and white. They taste exactly like freezies, but have a couple in a row and you will realize the difference.

    I'm surprised no pearl clutchers have started yelling yet

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    I used to buy cigarettes out of a vending machine at the local laundromat, as a child.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    And I gave a senior an extra buck behind the convenience store to grab a pack for me when he was grabbing packs for the other kids that had also done the same. I remember one of them was rolling joints and I probably could have bought one of those, too, while I was there, or maybe even something harder.

    So the law didn't stop me from getting smokes despite no machine being involved but it did give me reason to be in contact with people who could get a bunch of other things, too.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I mean, just no. Flavored cigarettes were outlawed for this exact reason, and flavored Vapes probably should be too. They're marketed directly towards teenagers in an effort to get young adults hooked on them for the rest of their lives. How hard is that to understand?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Fuck. Them. Kids.

    If their useless parents can't parent them, that's the parents' failing. Flavored vapes and flavored cigarettes absolutely should not be banned, that was the top of a slippery slope and the people who'll gleefully go sledding down it should be openly mocked for their pathetic desires to Disnify the real world by everyone literate enough to know that the bottom of that slope is prohibition style gang wars. Nobody who wants to make something completely inaccessible to adults is interested in "protecting children", they're interested in controlling adults.

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