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[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 65 points 1 month ago (1 child)

She’s gonna grow up and be a serial killer

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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 month ago

Grow up and have panic attacks when people blink and their eyes disappear.

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