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[–] 31 points 1 month ago (18 children)

You shit more than three times a day?

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  • [–] 84 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    I don't, but my boss doesn't have to know that.

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  • [–] [S] 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Bingo! Poop breaks are code for “freedom time.”

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime, that's why I poop on company time!

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  • [–] [S] 20 points 1 month ago (8 children)

    You don’t?..

    I need to go see a doctor.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    What if it's one really long shit? Like 24 hours

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    always assumed people went once per day

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