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Le PP has gone (lemmy.world)
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[–] -1 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I may be fucking weird, but I dont sit. In the 40+ years I have never sat on a public toilet seat and never plan to. If it comes to me having to go that bad, which it has, I will hover over it. No way am I ever touching a public toilet.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    I was just like you for the first 30 years of my life, and then I realized that all I gotta do is wet two paper towels, put soap on one of them, and use them to clean the seat before I sit down. That small realization completely changed my life for the better, and now I no longer have to wait until I get home to poop.

    (That said, 30 years of holding in your shit has consequences. It takes me from 20 minutes up to an hour to poop before I can get it all out. Needless to say, this had caused issues for me in the workplace. Yes I've already started adding fiber to my diet. And before you ask: no I don't flush the towels. I toss them in the trash can then head back to the stall to do my business.)

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    Huh, interesting. I have the same problem but mine started after a stroke. If I have to schedule something in the morning that has me setting an alarm, I need to be up two hours before I head out, to have a hour buffer in the bathroom, then shower, get dressed, brush my teeth, get my stuff and go. I'm also adding fiber and while that helps a bit, it's not very much. I've been to a gastro and 'there's nothing wrong with you' so yaaaaay...

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Idk why, to me this doesn't sound better haha. Plus I won't hold it all day either. For the most part my body knows mornings and night and stays that way unless I ate something that didnt sit right. If I gotta go I gotta go ultimately. For how infrequent I do it I honestly don't mind the hover at all. I don't really see the big difference.

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