You moved the goalposts back thirty years just to define cultural relevance by whether two office drones talked about Friends by the watercooler in 1995. That’s not media criticism, it’s just sad nostalgia.
A show made in Canada, written by Canadians, filmed by Canadian crews, and telling Canadian stories doesn't turn American just because a US streaming platform cut a cheque. With that logic, half the British, French, and Japanese movies in existence magically belong to Hollywood. You clearly don't know how the industry works, so you confuse the platform hosting the file with the people who actually made it.
And dragging out Wikipedia trivia about OSFI mortgage rules to talk about two banks selling off a debit terminal company is comedy. RBC and BMO cashing out on Moneris is routine corporate greed, not national surrender. Trying to spin a private business deal into proof that Canadians have no spine just shows you don't understand what you're even mad about.
As for Alberta, Danielle Smith kissing the ring in Florida and pushing a circus referendum doesn't represent the country. She doesn't even speak for the majority of Albertans who want nothing to do with her fringe lunacy separatist sideshow. Taking the loudest political clown in the country and pretending her tantrums define Canadian resolve is completely dishonest.
Having fewer American sitcoms to binge isn't a drop in our standard of living, it's just trimming bloat. We're better off without that spoon fed pablum anyway. If you genuinely believe this country falls apart the second US media stops holding our hands, that's a you problem. Stop projecting your own helpless dependency onto the rest of us.