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[–] 13 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I'm 36 and have been drugs tested once. They reckoned they'd seen me drop a gram of coke on camera so I got 6 weeks paid holiday.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I have been drug tested several times, and I am in fact "on drugs". So, I get a call within a couple of days of getting tested to provide them with access to my pharmacy records to prove they are legally prescribed.
    So, wtf were they doing that you got 6 weeks?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    Obviously, because nobody oopsie-daisies a gram of coke without going back to grab it, lol.

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