▲ 449 ▼ Elon Musk told ex-girlfriend he needed ‘a legion of children before the civil war’ (www.theguardian.com) submitted 2 months ago by supersquirrel@lemmy.ca to c/FuckMusk@lemmy.ca 214 comments fedilink hide all child comments Elon Musk is such an incel it hurts to comprehend.
[–] DeadEndLink@lemmy.ca 38 points 2 months ago (12 children) 90% sure it's an organ harvesting scheme. permalink fedilink source hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago (9 children) Probably wants to use neural link to transfer his consciousness to one of these kids. He'll likely lobotomize both himself and whichever kid he can brainwash into attempting this. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] mysticalone@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children) i hate to sacrifice someone for this but is there a chance only musk ends up lobotmized? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago Thoughts and prayers. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago That's a pithy statement! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Avicenna@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago* (1 child) He has to generate 3000 kids to have a reasonable chance of having atleast one child that does not hate his guts and is not an absolute tool at the same time. Hence why a legion. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago and is not an absolute tool i think you and space karen are optimizing differently permalink fedilink source parent [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (3 children) transfer his consciousness to one of these kids On the plus side, it wouldn't really be his consciousness so he would be dead. On the negative side, it would be a consciousness exactly like his so it would still be a problem for the other seven billion people on the planet. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago (2 children) we've seen what happens to those monkeys. that consciousness would fry out in six weeks. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago (1 child) I thought we were doing cyberpunk references here. What's your reference? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago neuralink monkeys permalink fedilink source parent [–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago ....Saburo Arasaka? permalink fedilink source parent [–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 point 2 months ago That's definitely part of it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago (9 children) Probably wants to use neural link to transfer his consciousness to one of these kids. He'll likely lobotomize both himself and whichever kid he can brainwash into attempting this. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] mysticalone@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children) i hate to sacrifice someone for this but is there a chance only musk ends up lobotmized? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago Thoughts and prayers. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago That's a pithy statement! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Avicenna@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago* (1 child) He has to generate 3000 kids to have a reasonable chance of having atleast one child that does not hate his guts and is not an absolute tool at the same time. Hence why a legion. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago and is not an absolute tool i think you and space karen are optimizing differently permalink fedilink source parent [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (3 children) transfer his consciousness to one of these kids On the plus side, it wouldn't really be his consciousness so he would be dead. On the negative side, it would be a consciousness exactly like his so it would still be a problem for the other seven billion people on the planet. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago (2 children) we've seen what happens to those monkeys. that consciousness would fry out in six weeks. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago (1 child) I thought we were doing cyberpunk references here. What's your reference? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago neuralink monkeys permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mysticalone@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children) i hate to sacrifice someone for this but is there a chance only musk ends up lobotmized? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago Thoughts and prayers. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago That's a pithy statement! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago Thoughts and prayers. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago That's a pithy statement! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago* (1 child) He has to generate 3000 kids to have a reasonable chance of having atleast one child that does not hate his guts and is not an absolute tool at the same time. Hence why a legion. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago and is not an absolute tool i think you and space karen are optimizing differently permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago and is not an absolute tool i think you and space karen are optimizing differently permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (3 children) transfer his consciousness to one of these kids On the plus side, it wouldn't really be his consciousness so he would be dead. On the negative side, it would be a consciousness exactly like his so it would still be a problem for the other seven billion people on the planet. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago (2 children) we've seen what happens to those monkeys. that consciousness would fry out in six weeks. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago (1 child) I thought we were doing cyberpunk references here. What's your reference? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago neuralink monkeys permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago (2 children) we've seen what happens to those monkeys. that consciousness would fry out in six weeks. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago (1 child) I thought we were doing cyberpunk references here. What's your reference? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago neuralink monkeys permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago (1 child) I thought we were doing cyberpunk references here. What's your reference? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago neuralink monkeys permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago neuralink monkeys permalink fedilink source parent
[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago ....Saburo Arasaka? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 point 2 months ago That's definitely part of it. permalink fedilink source parent