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[–] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 131 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

Hello, Rust developer. [My name, etc.] It works fine, and is written in C++. [Rest of challenge is the same.]

Truly diabolical

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[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 59 points 1 year ago (3 children)

But it's not memory safe!!

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[–] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 30 points 1 year ago (1 child)

I know!! How can Jigsaw claim it "works fine"? He'd probably say something like "it's battle-tested and state of the art." What does that even mean??

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[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 year ago

Military-grade.

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[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

*passes Valgrind*

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