Another old shitpost I don't think I posted anywhere.

Overlaid haphazardly over a fucking mess of 13 skeleton PNGs: Unsure ow to use your 9th level spell slot? Decision fatigue getting you down? Try animating 13 skeletons. Just 13 skeletons. That's 13 attacks every turn. (At Higher Levels: When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 4th level of higher, you animate or reassert control over two additional undead creatures for each slot level above 3rd.) You will certainly not regret animating 13 skeletons.
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[–] 58 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Never? Your Wizard wearing two Rings of Fire Resistance?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Is this just a meme, or not? I can't tell. I expect that as a proper, responsible tiefling pyromaniac, I'd always be touching myself - and occasionally casting Protection from Energy while I'm at it. Or keep Absorb Elements in my back pocket.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I'll ask you to consider that not everyone plays Tieflings, or other races with fire resistance, as Wizards.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    They really should. Wizards light themselves on fire a lot. More of them should be dedicated to the art of fireproofing themselves.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Tiefling wizards out there telling all the humans and elves to pull themselves up by their fire proof bootstraps

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I'm a dragon, I fell into lava and panicked, only to find out it was somewhat pleasant

    I then unceremoniously got out of said lava and accidentally whipped molten rock at a team mate

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    But was your character's equipment fireproof, and how much did it cost to replace every single mundane item that burst into flames and fell away like the cladding falling away from a house engulfed in flames?

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