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Brand New Sentence

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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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Some men are skipping showers before dates to embrace a new trend called pheromone-maxxing (lemmy.today)

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[–] Blibly@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 child)

Any excuse to not have to wash your ass, boys. 🙄

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[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 months ago

"Touching a butthole is gay"

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