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111 mph: Brevard Deputy of the Year avoids arrest under Florida ‘Super Speeder’ law (www.clickorlando.com)

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

which is why the personal injury law firm i consult with from time to time has absolutely no business. none.

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[–] Initech_vs_Initrode@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 months ago (1 child)

Are you sarcastically trying to claim that "people in cars die to speeding motorcycles every day" is keeping a law firm in business?

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago

i'm not going to explain the finances of a case to you.

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