One question directly invokes Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's demand that allies stay "strong, clear, and quiet" in alignment with U.S. interests.

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[–] 16 points 2 months ago (9 children)

braise him. to an internal temperature of at least 165°f to ensure no bacteria survives

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    theres no meat on him. Its all fat and shit.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Fun fact: you need specially designed cremation ovens for, uh, 'plus sized' folks. Fat burns pretty hot, so using a regular sized oven is a great way to catch the funeral home on fire.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (4 children)

    Wow til. Like a super sized brick oven?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago* (3 children)

    Just a bigger cremation oven that can handle the increased heat.

    Bit like that one story a while back of an...extremely large lady who went to a hospital for an X-ray, and they sent her to the local zoo to use the elephant X-ray.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (2 children)

    X-ray probably wouldn't be a problem. An MRI on the other hand..

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (1 child)

    Eh, the basic science still works. Just need better magnets, and an MRI cavity capable of, ya know, fitting the body itself.

    Which is probably somewhat offensive to larger folks, but like. At a certain point...either it's custom made, or we use the one designed for elephants. Sorry.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    When you find an MRI machine big enough for an elephant, feel free to link it to me.

    As far as I'm aware, only specific parts of elephants have been inside an MRI machine, ever.

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