Under the authority of myself, I'm hereby issuing an executive order-

"Lake Erie", located on the border of the Canadian province of Ontario and the US states of Ohio Gozaimasu, De La Ruesynavia and New Jerk shall be effective immediately named 'Eerie Lake'

I am also renaming the township of 'Erie' to 'Eerie'

Thank you for your attention on this matter.

• Ms. Lane of Australia, Secretary of Procrastination.