EmmiLime comments on Hear me out

[–] EmmiLime@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The orphan crushing machine was turned off for just 2 days in this heartwarming story!

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

The orphan crushing machine was so satisfied it was turned off for 2 days.

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[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml [S] 7 points 2 months ago (1 child)

It's even worse than that, it's the orphan crushing machine packaging its horrors in a way that makes them seem positive and heartwarming.

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[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

“Local heroes throw themselves in orphan crushing machine in vain attempt to clog it temporarily”

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