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Trump Suggests He Can Use the Military on Bond Markets: ‘If We Have To Use That, We Will’ (www.mediaite.com)
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[–] 20 points 2 months ago (8 children)

I cannot wait until we are out of weapons. I hope we're invaded by lots of countries all at once.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    I don't think there is a country that wants to invade the US, not even out of spite. Maybe Canada will take a bit of the top, and Mexico will snoop a bit of the south, but I don't think you should expect much more.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I can only hope the west gets absorbed by Canada and labled a new terrority of cascadia. Anything east of that mountain range can get fucked.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I WANT Minnesota to be the next province of Canada. Hell, I almost speak in a Canadian accent. It's really flat, with a hint of a twist.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child)

    I make an exception for Minnesota.

    I'd actually be okay with texas breaking off to do their own thing, so they can build a million data centers with their shitty power grid, only to regret it when the next mild winter hits.

    Then they can do their Republican version of sharia law where they hunt down any female who has a penis or an aborted baby with flock cameras and bounty hunters. Oh and the armed masked unmarked millitas roaming the streets to fill detention centers like its some third world country that has CIA backed insurgencies.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    We are only ever a week or so away from running out of oil. That's what this is all about. America is too big, and consumes too much to maintain itself. As theres less to take and as America doubles down on the past, the country will degrade until it breaks.

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