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[–] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

my mom has been our santa since i was 10, so believing santa is real was really never on the cards

"huh weird, mom went out to get the newspaper at 20:30 on christmas eve, then santa barges in looking suspiciously slim and feminine"

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I recall having Christmas together with some cousins that's 10+ younger than me, the oldest was like 6 at time and I was tasked to be Santa.

    That little dipshit just looked me straight into the eyes, in full Santa outfit, and yells. That's COUSIN in front of everyone.

    Thanks mate, but maybe 2 year old lil sis would prefer if you don't

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