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[–] 2 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

whips out an impractically large rubber chicken in an equally threatening manner

Yeah, whatcha goin' do bout it?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Oh, that chicken is looking at me funny. It's gotta die now. I gotta strangle it!

    What the hell??? Did you put lube all over this rubber chicken???

    struggles to choke the chicken

    Oh, it's all slippery!!!

    choking the chicken

    This is harder than I thought.....

    slippery gushing noises

    AHHHH!!!!

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