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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"When your pee hits the urinal ... it sounds feminine."

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[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 months ago*

When your pee hits the loo

next your willy is goo

that's a moray

Sorry, couldn't help myself. I'll see myself out

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[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

I'm a peacock man, you gotta let me fly!

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Am ashamed I only know that and the Aim for the Bushes lines, but great movie

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