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Anon doesn't have a plan (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 37 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Job markets never really recovered, this story will happen again. RIP Anon, we're either stuck with what we got or we can't get shit.

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[–] tkohldesac@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago (5 children)

my last unemployment check just hit my account. Not even a single call back in 6 months. I’m scurred.

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[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works 45 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Have you tried strapping yourself up by your pullboots?

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago (1 child)

Or booting yourself up by your pullstraps?

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[–] Dialectical_Specialist 7 points 2 months ago

These both sound unsafe

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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 15 points 2 months ago

Fuck 'em. Add AI to the front of everything on your resume and apply at a startup.

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[–] Hello_there@fedia.io 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Have you shopped your resume around with friends or family? Or stripped identifying info and posted it here? Blind spots happen with resumes and a little outside perspective can help with targeting it to the job you want. Source: spent about 1.5 yrs talking about why I was good for the job I was leaving, not the job I wanted

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