It’s a satire account btw

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[–] 78 points 2 months ago* (5 children)

Once heard a cop telling a story of the most petty criminal they apprehended.

A school teacher with no criminal record decide to break into a random gardening store in the middle of the night.

Was unable to find money, and then decided to steal sacks of potting dirt..

Got caught on the home after passing the cop on patrol. They didn’t know about the theft but the guy had covered his license plate…

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  • [–] 56 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Only commit a single crime at once. Have a body in the car? Make sure all of your taillights are working.

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