Haunted Cronenberg-ass vegetable garden shit
Fucked up veggies and fruits are far and away the tastiest. Once you start eating wonky veggies, you can’t stop. Everything else just tastes like gonorrhea on a biscuit, once you develop a taste for them.
From what I understand, they pump more sugar and general building blocks into areas that are unexpectedly obstructed. They’re genuinely just tastier. But don’t be fooled by those folded heirloom tomatoes. Their texture is atrocious. Specific varieties of heirloom tomatoes are the exception to the rule.