untorquer comments on Malicious Compliance

[–] untorquer 0 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Toilets only have one seat. What's the other?

[–] StankStain@lemmy.today 7 points 3 months ago (1 child)

hah this poor bozo doesn't have two seats on his toilet

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 months ago

Probably only has two seashells.

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[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

There’s a seat for using and a lid seat for covering or sitting while not using.

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[–] untorquer 1 point 3 months ago

Not sure the lid is a star tbh. Certainly not a comfortable/inviting one

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

one to shit in the pot, and one to shit on yourself.

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[–] untorquer 2 points 3 months ago

I believe i can handle the latter without tools thank you

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