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submitted 3 months ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 49 points 3 months ago (3 children)

You may as well just completely replace your package manager with this one simple script.

#!/usr/bin/env python3
import sys

exec(TrustedAgent.request(f"Write a Python statement to install {sys.argv[1]}, make no mistakes"))

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (1 child)

Also "Please don't reformat my hard drive"

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[–] doenietzomoeilijk@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 3 months ago

"Try to keep out the worst malware'd packages"

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[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

I mean, you could do away with package managers altogether... Just always include "use standard library components only" in every prompt.

Added bonus, your program will be very secure because it would very rarely be affected by any publicly known CVEs.

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